punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(via sleepily)

✖ 18 hours ago

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via moistbottom)

✖ 19 hours ago

fakings:

-luren:

fuck this is so expressive 

omg

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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(via thefuuuucomics)

✖ 19 hours ago

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